The First Snow of Winter

The Weather in Great Britain.

It is winter in Great Britain in November, December, January and February. It is cold all the time. Sometimes it is also wet and windy. People wear sweaters, coats, hats, and gloves. In December, the day is very short and the night is very long. The sun comes up at 8 o’clock in the morning. It goes down at 4 o’clock in the afternoon.

Jokes.

I

-How’s the weather?

-It’s so cloudy I can’t see.

II

Teacher : What do you see over our heads in fine weather?

Jimmy: The blue sky, sir.

Teacher: And when it rains?

Jimmy: An umbrella, sir.

III

Mother: Get up, you lazy boy. Look, the sun is up and you are in bed.

Bob: Yes, but the sun goes to bed at six o’clock, and I go to bed at nine.